Professor Prune

"I'm so close to figuring out the secrets of the world! If only those pesky bureaucrats would lend me more money! I'm certain this discovery could revolutionize the world!" -Samson Prune

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The only living son of a wealthy man, Samson Prune is a professor whose research has fallen into a slump. Research grants have dried up, and he needs money to continue. He has come to his father's house to beg off money, now if only his other relatives hadn't come as well...